I know what you can do with that combination of items.
For those who don't know, Susan G. Komen for the Cure is run by a bunch of assholes. Specifically, it's run by a bunch of assholes who think that siding with the "and by 'Pro-Life' we mean anti-practically-everyone who's actually alive" crowd is a good idea. As such, they've pulled funding from Planned Parenthood that PP was using to fund cancer screenings for poor women because, y'know, Planned Parenthood requires an abortion with every free cancer screening or some other such evil thing.
Fred Clark covered it in hilarious fashion here.
Scalzi is trying to do something about it here. The best thing about Scalzi's plan is that if you participate, you also get Scalzi-related reading materials for your eReader. There's a bunch of stuff I'd been meaning to buy, anyway, but hadn't gotten around to. Now it's happening.