So...I have no idea where the week went. I vaguely recall spending most of Wednesday feeling like I was going to throw up, though, so there's that. And I've managed to completely fail at writing the first Lee Strobel post for reasons that escape me. It's either I've been doing it wrong or Jesus, though.
Also, too, I'm not quite sure how next week is going to go. I'm making my triumphant return to Texas on Saturday. That's right, I'll be getting on a plane at O'Hare and a couple hours later I'll be saying, "Hola, San Antone!" At that point my plan is to get drunk on the Riverwalk and piss on the Alamo or something.
I'll be returning mid-week, but my point is that I probably won't be doing too much writing. So, y'know, there's that.
Also, too, I'm not quite sure how next week is going to go. I'm making my triumphant return to Texas on Saturday. That's right, I'll be getting on a plane at O'Hare and a couple hours later I'll be saying, "Hola, San Antone!" At that point my plan is to get drunk on the Riverwalk and piss on the Alamo or something.
I'll be returning mid-week, but my point is that I probably won't be doing too much writing. So, y'know, there's that.
I'm glad it's Friday. I am not going to miss this week. Not at all.
But hey, if you get bored on the plane you could always update Cookie Love, right?
Posted by: Michael Mock | 01/20/2012 at 12:47 PM
...Cookie Love...?
Posted by: Geds | 01/20/2012 at 01:35 PM
That was your story on Right Behind, wasn't it? I'm not confused... or outright delusional... am I?
On second thought, don't answer that.
Posted by: Michael Mock | 01/20/2012 at 01:58 PM
You are confused. Cookie Love is the name I use when acting in my many, many adult films. And I've already been updated.
Posted by: The Everlasting Dave | 01/20/2012 at 02:26 PM
MM: Ooooh, THAT. I totally forgot about that. Also, I wrote, like, three things for Right Behind plus my unfinished Magnum Opus and what you namechecked was "Cookie Love?" Wow. You didn't think to go for my meta-Hattie/meta-Chloe lesbian slashfic or that other one that involved the dude committing suicide after his whole family died during the Rapture?
Dave: Um...sorry. I might have violated a copyright there. Although I didn't violate it nearly as bad as you were violated in your last dozen or so films...
Posted by: Geds | 01/20/2012 at 02:29 PM
Well, see, it was The Everlasting Dave's acting career that brought it to mind. After "Steely Buns of Love IX" (and that scene in the bakery!), I did a search on "Cookie Love" and there was your fic!
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Michael Mock | 01/20/2012 at 02:40 PM
Oh, man, that scene gave me a whole new perspective on the term "baby batter." Although, really, I found referencing baby making amidst an all-male cast totally broke my suspension of disbelief.
Posted by: Geds | 01/20/2012 at 02:47 PM
Pfft. You lack pornographic imagination, Geds. I could write about a skyscraper procreating with a beagle and make you believe it. Still, it's always nice to know I have fans.
Posted by: The Everlasting Dave | 01/20/2012 at 04:31 PM
If you enjoyed the Steely Buns of Love series, be sure to check out my work in 2011 Oscar nominee parodies "The Ass Artist", "The Iron Ladyboy", and "Huge-oh". And of course there's my tour-de-force, playing the traitorous, weed-smoking "Ryde Him" in "Grand Theft Anus: San Androgynous".
Posted by: The Everlasting Dave | 01/20/2012 at 04:45 PM
Oh, Dave: WOF,FLF (Writhing On the Floor, Flopping Like a Fish)
Posted by: Janet | 01/20/2012 at 07:11 PM
Are you really sure you want to encourage him (more) Janet? Really?
Posted by: Geds | 01/20/2012 at 07:36 PM
Hey, "The Iron Ladyboy" was my prestige piece. Once they saw how I convinced Hitler to give up the Sudetenland and withdraw from Poland, there wasn't a dry eye in the house. Art!
Posted by: The Everlasting Dave | 01/20/2012 at 08:12 PM
Are you sure it was "eye?" I heard there wasn't a dry thigh in the place...
Posted by: Geds | 01/20/2012 at 08:14 PM
It was extremely moving.
Posted by: The Everlasting Dave | 01/20/2012 at 08:23 PM