Getting Carded, Part 3 - A Follow-Up

So after Getting Carded, Part 3 I decided to do some research on women masturbating in public.  Wait, hold on, let me try that again.

I have a theory that women masturbate in public, but most people simply don't know it.  So I decided to do a Google search.  That, for the record, is part of the reason we don't see a lot of stories about such things, since Googling "woman caught masturbating in public" isn't exactly going to take you to police blotters.  Still, much to my completele lack of surprise I was able to find some things.

There's this story from the Naperville Patch.  Hey, that's just down the street!

An Ohio woman was caught masturbating, watching porn, and driving.  That's safe.

And then there's this video.  You might want to avoid watching it at work.  It's not particularly dirty, but, really.  It's got an annoying commentator guy so you might want to turn the sound down, but he seems to be correct in his assertion that the cameras at a Clippers game caught a woman touching herself in inappropriate ways courtside.

These things do exist.  They're less common than stories of men getting caught, but holy shit, if the video on that third link actually is what it looks like then that goes a long way towards supporting my thesis that it happens, it's just not caught.  And you know what?  If this is the only time in my life I ever do Google searches for variations on "woman caught masturbating" I will be able to die a happy man.

Comments

[Tristan Vick]

I've actually seen female public masturbation here in Japan, twice. It's subtle, but exists. Also, I have seen guys with their hands down their girl's skirts numerous times at McDonalds of all places. That's sort of the same thing, I think. She's just letting him do it for her. It's usually high school aged kids pretending to do homework and giggling about the other thing.

[ShifterCat]

Just when I clicked on this post, the song "Dirty Little Mind" came on my music player.

FYI, I'm a woman, and though I can't do it myself, I have heard that some women can stimulate themselves hands-free, using Kegel-like exercises.

And then there are the stories about "innocent" household items like electric toothbrushes, shower massage heads, washing machines during spin cycle, etc.

I'm thinking of sharing your posts, as a group, on my LJ.